Much like a crackhead on a binge, the 10 second teaser trailer nearly sent diehard twi-hards to the brink of insanity.  Luckily, the highly anticipated full length trailer The Twilight Saga: Eclipse hit the Internet today.  Like any hormonal supernatural lovin' person, Bella loves Edward. Edward loves Bella. Jacob loves Bella. Bella likes-but-may-or-may-not-like-like Jacob. Bella wants to be a vampire so she can be with Edward and have fierce glittery skin.  We also get a quick glimpse of Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria.  The trailer will be seen in theaters staring with Robert Pattinson's side project "Remember Me."