Former Spice Girl turned Fashionista Victoria Beckham will be returning to American Idol as a guest stylist.  Victoria, wife of English Footballer David Beckham, has been offered a ridiculous salary of $96,000 per episode for her styling expertise, reports contactmusic.com.  Maybe now she could buy a cheeseburger or three.  Victoria joined the judging panel as a guest judge for the Boston auditions after beloved Paula Abdul quit in August.  Posh, the greasy looking human bobblehead, allegedly had most of her lines edited out since she failed to say anything interesting to the contestants.  Hopefully, she will be able to correct some of the tragic outfits from American Idol Season 8.  Yes, I'm talking about who ever dressed Allison Iraheta as Pebbles...