Bills must be piling up.  Drunk driving and cocaine using Lindsay Lohan seems to think the name “Lindsay” belongs to her and only her.  In what could only be suspected as a great idea while on a bender, The New York Post reports the "actress" has filed a $100 million lawsuit against E-trade for using the name “Lindsay” in an advertisement revolving around babies playing the stock market. The ad debuted during the Super Bowl last month on CBS. 

If it couldn't seem more pathetic or desperate, Lohan is claiming that the baby in question not only used her name, but was modeled after her. Her lawyer is claiming that Lohan is just like Madonna or Oprah – she is a person known for her first name and first name only.  This definitely conflicts with thirsty bar goers.  A shot made popular after Lindsay Lohan was ordered to spend a day in jail, undergo an alcohol education program, and spend three years on probation after admitting to drunk driving and cocaine possession, is called the "Lindsay Lohan" not just "Lindsay."  The shot is the Jager classic Red Headed Slut with a splash of Coke.   

In more delusional rhetoric,, she said, “They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.”