It looks like Joanna Pacitti has missed her chance as another contestant beats her to the punch.  Feeding off of the non-fame of American Idol, disqualified semifinalist Chris Golightly is reportedly penning a book on his experiences and revealing all about his expulsion from the show.  He was on the show for all of 3 minutes, so he is looking to extend is 15 mintues of fame.  AI Now reports that Chris has already titled the book ‘Orphan.’  Didn't we already see the movie version?  He should go with the VFTW suggestion of "Little Orphan Trannie" as it may sell more copies. The book will include “copies of legal documents detailing some of the horrors Chris experienced, as well as the official documents that allegedly will prove Chris should not have been disqualified from ‘American Idol.’”  The book will also chronicle Chris’ troubled childhood, in which he was pushed between orphanages and foster homes.  What Pete Wentz would describe as a normal weekend, Chris will detail an occasion when he was locked in a trunk and made to drink his own urine to stay alive.  The Oprah Book Club beware, ‘Orphan’ will be released in autumn 2010.